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Science Fiction Novelty T-Shirts

A whimsical look at the universe

 
   Warp Drive Enterprises' staff is proud to present these novelty T-shirts featuring the well known smiley face "Bob" after being assimilated by the Borg from Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star Trek: Voyager, and Start Trek: First Contact. Each T-Shirt is 100% cotton with "Bob" and a phrase screen printed on the front as pictured below.

Novelty T-shirt "I was Assimilated By the Borg..."

This Shirt comes in white, grey and black and is our only two-sided screen. On the front is poor "Bob" after the Borg assimilated him telling us:

 "I was assimilated by the Borg..."
On the back he finishes with:
"...and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt!"
"I was assimilated by the Borg..."
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Novelty T-shirt "Some Assimilation Required..."

Available in white, grey and black.  "Bob" warns readers that:

 "Some Assimilation Required."
"Some assimilation Required..."
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Novelty T-shirt "Happiness is Irrelevant..."

In white, grey or black the assimilated "Bob" informs us that:

"Happiness is Irrelevant."
"Happiness is irrelevant..."
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